Welcome to the fourth installment of my regular feature here at the Near TPK. With continuing apologies to one of my favorite blogs, the Daily WTF, I present... The Weekly What The Heck.
Each Saturday at 10 AM Central Time I'll post one of Jen's drawings of some kind of whacked-out creature, and ask my readers: "What the heck IS that?"
I hope my readers will approach the challenge in the spirit of "Yes, and ..." - building on previous responses so everyone's ideas can be used in the final writeup. Comments are now closed on last week's entry, and I hope to have the final writeup posted tonight. Comments will be accepted on this week's entry until I post next week's entry.
So... What the heck is that? What should it do? Why do its teeth point in opposite directions?
Saturday, November 1, 2008
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The teeth point in different directions because inside that innocent looking mouth is a swirling maw of toothy pain...it is rumored that this creature inspired the creation of the modern-day blender...
Its wings are vestigial; it travels by making huge, loping leaps with its powerful legs.
The creature is an attempt at Beholders to create a guardian for their lairs that looks like them, and caters to their self-aggrandizing vanity. The legs were a late addition, after attempts to make it fly failed.
Is a vegetable based life-form.
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