Saturday, February 7, 2009

Weekly What the Heck

Welcome to the eighteenth installment of my regular feature here at the Near TPK. With continuing apologies to one of my favorite blogs, the Daily WTF, I present... The Weekly What The Heck.

Each Saturday at 10 AM Central Time I'll post one of Jen's drawings of some kind of whacked-out creature, and ask my readers: "What the heck IS that?"

I hope my readers will approach the challenge in the spirit of "Yes, and ..." - building on previous responses so everyone's ideas can be used in the final writeup. Comments are now closed on last week's entry, and I hope to have the final writeup posted tonight. Comments will be accepted on this week's entry until I post next week's entry.

So... What the heck is that? What should it do? Why does it look so smugly happy?

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greywulf said...

It's the Ultimate Dungeon Master!

All those hands to role dice, move figures and check rules at the same time. Three eyes to keep an eye out for cheatin' players and watch the action. And a huge stomach because of All. That. Pizza.

Rekres said...

Uhm... Triclops?

Ripper said...

Originally I was gonna say something like Triclops Buddha ... but having a chance to create stats for THE ULTIMATE DUNGEON MASTER IS EPIC!!!

Actually it can be both Triclops Buddha and T-U-D-M, since the DM has ultimate control over the game; a DM's power is almost godly...

Greg, please make this guy a lvl 35 solo brute, similar in power to tiamat or vecna. Ooh, im getting goosebumps thinking about the possibilities of this thing