Saturday, December 20, 2008

Weekly What the Heck

Welcome to the eleventh installment of my regular feature here at the Near TPK. With continuing apologies to one of my favorite blogs, the Daily WTF, I present... The Weekly What The Heck.

Each Saturday at 10 AM Central Time I'll post one of Jen's drawings of some kind of whacked-out creature, and ask my readers: "What the heck IS that?"

I hope my readers will approach the challenge in the spirit of "Yes, and ..." - building on previous responses so everyone's ideas can be used in the final writeup. Comments are now closed on last week's entry, and I hope to have the final writeup posted tonight. Comments will be accepted on this week's entry until I post next week's entry.

So... What the heck is that? What should it do? Are the pointy bits for show or for turning PCs into hamburger?


Ripper said...

Its a GIANT MUTANT abolith that has eaten a beholder by phagocytosis, but the beholder fused with it. It is called an abolderithicus, with its lesser cousins, Staryu, and Starmie. It uses the power of mucus, and has attacks such as hydro pump, water gun, and surf. Its eyes are usually used to daze people, and hold them immobile in their tracks to be prone to its mucus attacks. If royally ticked, the abolderithicus uses its fiery eye rays to ignite its mucus.

Jeff said...

OMG! It's Ristar's evil twin! Wistar! And it spits chaos cubes out of its mouth!